only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
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