What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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