Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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