Yo dont text me then not text me
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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