i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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