The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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