did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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