In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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