Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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