I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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