I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
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