I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Plan B is the new Plan A
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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