I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
They are going to name an STD after you.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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