This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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