Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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