I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
are you so shy because you have an std?
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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