Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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