next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Randomize
