I want to stick my p in your. b.
...so i touched it.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
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