He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
So much rum. So many feels.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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