And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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