just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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