I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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