I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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