is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
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