Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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