Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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