Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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