he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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