I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Hippo gnu deer
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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