How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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