The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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