Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I think people are normalizing furries
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Randomize
