: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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