when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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