I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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