We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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