I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
No subtext here. People are naked.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
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