i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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