Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
this will be a night to untag.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
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