i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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