no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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