My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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