on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
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