Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Randomize
