I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Randomize
