I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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