Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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