at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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