It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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