Me too!
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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