y did u give ur computer a hand job?
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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