Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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