You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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