hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
Shame is for Republicans.
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