Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
i think im in europe. pls send help
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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